Wifey's got a new laptop and it runs Windows 8! Yikes!!!!

[Roguehorse]

Funny, I was thinking the same thing. I would never let anyone know what I have pulled from PB but thankfully I don't have to use that mess anymore. I would have got a new laptop from System76 or Zareason, however, since it's the wife and her mess I guess its a different story.

[SteveRiley]

Guys, really? Not only am I a devoted follower of FSM (his noodly appendage be upon me), I also am a faithful member of the Landover Baptist Church of Freehold, Iowa, the warmest and friendliest church on Earth. We proudly support Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, in her two very important ministries. Our lively and inclusive discussion forum welcomes everyone, except all those we hate.

[richb]

Has to be a parody.

[oshunluvr]

I hadn't read the whole thing until now. I chuckled all the way through. I still can't decide if it's a joke or not!

[Feathers McGraw]

Meant to ask this earlier... Did you read everything on that page? Especially the "agenda"?

Yeah, that was hilarious. I had to pick my jaw up off the floor when I finished! Please tell me that whole website is a parody... if it is then it's a masterpiece. The page on "What is BASH" has two stated aims that are equally hilarious.

[Feathers McGraw]

But..but...he's real! I don't need to believe...I can prove it!

Now look what you've done Oshunluvr, Steve was obviously very offended by what you said.

Don't you know it's rude to question someone's religious beliefs, even when they introduce them into the conversation?

[SteveRiley]

...that agenda thing

People like that (Steve's link)...

Meant to ask this earlier... Did you read everything on that page? Especially the "agenda"?

[charles052]

San Antonio is very nice as well but I could never live in Texas. Too many innocent people get executed there. Texas and Oklahoma are basically organized serial killers masquerading as state governments. The electorate is aware they murder innocent people and based on the way they vote, they don't mind. I'm nervous about driving across Texas, much less living there. The thought makes me shudder.

Texas isn't so bad as far as driving until you get to the big metropolitan areas. Driving truck, I mostly went to and through Texas, anywhere from Laredo, Dallas, El Paso, so on and so on. My biggest problems with Texas is that people typically drive like they're in a Nascar race. I also don't care for all the hills on I-10 and the traffic in Dallas and Houston is fricking murder, especially for a truck driver. I think the only place worse would be the Carolinas.

[SteveRiley]

I'm sure Steve doesn't "believe" in the FSM either! lol...

But..but...he's real! I don't need to believe...I can prove it!

public access TV show called the Atheist Experience (recordings on YouTube)...either funny or informative.

An excellent pair of attributes.

I'm nervous about driving across Texas, much less living there. The thought makes me shudder.

Truly innocent people have nothing to hide, so why should you worry, hmmmm? Wait...you must have something to hide, then! OK, Stuart (if that's your real name, yah), out with it -- where'd you bury the bodies????

[oshunluvr]

San Antonio is very nice as well but I could never live in Texas. Too many innocent people get executed there. Texas and Oklahoma are basically organized serial killers masquerading as state governments. The electorate is aware they murder innocent people and based on the way they vote, they don't mind. I'm nervous about driving across Texas, much less living there. The thought makes me shudder.

[Feathers McGraw]

There seem to be oases of sanity in the south. If I had to choose somewhere in Texas to live, I think I'd be pretty happy in Austen...

If you're ever bored, the Atheist Community of Austen have a public access TV show called the Atheist Experience (recordings on YouTube) that is quite entertaining - sometimes people ring in and aren't prepared to have a two way conversation and get destroyed, sometimes you get a really good open debate and ideas get bounced around. So it's either funny or informative.

[oshunluvr]

I do hope you were using your artistic licence there Steve. There's no reason to believe there's any such thing!

Good one, Feathers!

I'm sure Steve doesn't "believe" in the FSM either! lol...

[oshunluvr]

Well, it's not the deep South...

... the accents are lighter!

Coastal NC isn't tabacy territory, but there's lots a-fishin'!

[Feathers McGraw]

...have mercy on your soul.

I do hope you were using your artistic licence there Steve. There's no reason to believe there's any such thing!

[SteveRiley]

...and moving to the South!

May FSM (sauce be upon him) have mercy on your soul.