Originally posted by SteveRiley
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Anyway, good to see you're all better now.
Originally posted by SteveRiley
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MS employee A: "Companies are all writing programs requiring admin access because of our mess-ups. How do we change that?"
B: "If we would make the admin account more secure to use, it wouldn't be that much of a problem."
A: "Nah, that sounds like actual work... besides, most here can't program their way out of a bag of cornflakes, and who gets to clean up the mess again? Me! Thus, rejected."
C: "Deny programs to run as admin, unless the companies bought a special admin privilege key from us."
A: "Making money is always good... However, many are already complaining that it's such a pain to develop for Windows in the first place, and that would make them only more likely to make programs for Apple, or maybe even for... *ominous music* Linux! Thus, also rejected."
D: "How about we use the usual way and make the user suffer? Put something in that annoys the living daylights out of him, and when he complains enough to the companies, they'll change their ways."
A: "Yes, I like the way you're thinking! Sounds like a plan."
E: "This might sound like a novel idea, but... how about we try to fix our mess ups, for a change?" *sees the shocked expressions on the other's faces* "Hey, just a joke, just a joke!"
*everyone laughs*
A: "Okay, we'll do it the usual way, as D suggested. Putting something in that annoys the user is very little effort, and the companies won't feel offended. The user will have to suffer for that, but then again, when did we ever care the least about what the user thinks or wants?"
*everyone laughs again*
Thus, Uac was created to deliberately annoy the user.
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