Amarok takes FOREVER to get on with the program!!
Pun Intended! lol
This is "mainly" intended for people who "option" to "turn the computer off".
You turn on the computer, .....have some stuff to do in the "office" / "workspace" / "whatever" and want to listen to your fav internet thing or fav music saved to the hard drive.
And Amarok just...........takes FOREVER to get ANYWHERE............
I mean..........FIVE MINUTES on a slow connexion.........
HERE is where the "old groaners" of "Linux history"......the ......originals.........
HAVE A VALID COMPLAINT...........
"the "old groaners" just want the thing to ummm......START".
Wellll...................
+++++++++++++++++++++
"NOTE TO THE REGULAR PEOPLE WHO DETEST WOODSMOKE"........
I keep advocating that MAYBE........"SOMEBODY" at BlueSystems or Kubuntu should .......maybe
do......a thread or SOMEthing down in the dungeons about the original xmms...
I MEAN......HOW ARE NEW FROM WINDBLOWS PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO LEARN ABOUT......
"pure Linux".
+++++++++++++++++++++
Anyway..........
YOUR AMAROK TAKES FOREVER TO GET HER SKIRTS UP AND GET ON WITH THE PROGRAM OF SWINGING ON A ROPE with
DUUUUUUUHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh
d'Artagnan
Amarok AS HAS SOME OF LINUX.........has finally succumbed to what HAS TO HAPPEN.......
Linux will NEVER be "totally free" in the next fifty years of so......
In a Hundred years........yes................
Kelli and I have glided back..........
]YES..........DECADES... from now "software" will be "free".......but for now.......
"Ya gets what ya pays for" sometimes great or NOT
"Ya gets "free" and sometimes you are limited in a "pay as you go" world".
To get Amarok to JUST JUMP when you click it......
HERE IS THE PROOF.......
You click Amarok and you see a little blue box down on the bottom left that says something like: "multiple background services running, click to..."
YA GOTTA CLICK ..........ONCE.......in the MIDDLE OF THE BLUE BAR......
And voila:
"the right one third" of Amarok has a "window appear".
WAIT A BIT.......(that is an "homage" to the Brits reading this.....good ON Brits!!" lol )
And you will see ..... a WHOLE BUNCH OF LINES APPEAR"..........
THE ASSUMPTION IS THAT YOU LEAVE THE COMPUTER ON 24 / 7 / 365...
So this just has to happen ONE TIME.......
But.......if you regularly turn the computer off, for whatever reason........., all that stuff has to RE-LOAD!!!
AND IT CAN TAKE A LOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGG TIME........
In dog minutes.....or cat minutes.......or Matrix nanoseconds........LOL
You will see slowly appearing before your eyes all of the "STUFF" that Amarok is PRE-Programmed..........
That is........um.........
PRE-Programmed to get under her skirts before she is ready to do
WHATEVER.......................
you WANT.......and YOU WANT IT NOW.........NOT TEN SECONDS FROM NOW.......YOU WANT IT
NOOOOWWWWW.......
NOTICE THE HIGHLY PREGNANT TERM........
WHATEVER..............................
WHAT................EVER...........you want.........
Welllllllllll
WHATEVER comes "with a price" and the "price" is.......YOUR time....
If you do not want all of the things that Amrok presents then....
Go to
Settings / Configure Amarok / Plugins........
And UN check ........UN tick the things that you think that you do not want to use.
HOWEVER.....................
This author highly recommends that one
DO NOT UN TIC
Jamendo.............it is folks LIKE YOU........trying to get their music out......and doing it for a donation...
MAYBE
"Maganatune store"..........THIS IS A BIG HOG OF RESOURCES............. but..........it is trying to get "INDEPENDENT" people a "play" so that maybe you donate some money..........
After all........
There are a coupla guys maybe you should learn about....
Torvalds
Stallman
But.......UN tick things that you don't use......
YOU HAVE STALLMAN AND TORVALDS FREEDOM..............
you can......go back and TICK THEM.......lol
accept, ok, close, restart........
AND AMROK SPRINGS TO LIFE!!!
Of course there are on this forum MANY experienced Linux people who probably want to show the ol' woodsmoker just how things should be done the Linux way.......
OR.........maybe NEW TO LINUX people have a question..........
PLEASE ASK.....and one of the smart people will answer!!
woodwouldratherrunxmmsbutdoesAmaroksmoke
Pun Intended! lol
This is "mainly" intended for people who "option" to "turn the computer off".
You turn on the computer, .....have some stuff to do in the "office" / "workspace" / "whatever" and want to listen to your fav internet thing or fav music saved to the hard drive.
And Amarok just...........takes FOREVER to get ANYWHERE............
I mean..........FIVE MINUTES on a slow connexion.........
HERE is where the "old groaners" of "Linux history"......the ......originals.........
HAVE A VALID COMPLAINT...........
"the "old groaners" just want the thing to ummm......START".
Wellll...................
+++++++++++++++++++++
"NOTE TO THE REGULAR PEOPLE WHO DETEST WOODSMOKE"........
I keep advocating that MAYBE........"SOMEBODY" at BlueSystems or Kubuntu should .......maybe
do......a thread or SOMEthing down in the dungeons about the original xmms...
I MEAN......HOW ARE NEW FROM WINDBLOWS PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO LEARN ABOUT......
"pure Linux".
+++++++++++++++++++++
Anyway..........
YOUR AMAROK TAKES FOREVER TO GET HER SKIRTS UP AND GET ON WITH THE PROGRAM OF SWINGING ON A ROPE with
DUUUUUUUHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh
d'Artagnan
Amarok AS HAS SOME OF LINUX.........has finally succumbed to what HAS TO HAPPEN.......
Linux will NEVER be "totally free" in the next fifty years of so......
In a Hundred years........yes................
Kelli and I have glided back..........
]YES..........DECADES... from now "software" will be "free".......but for now.......
"Ya gets what ya pays for" sometimes great or NOT
"Ya gets "free" and sometimes you are limited in a "pay as you go" world".
To get Amarok to JUST JUMP when you click it......
HERE IS THE PROOF.......
You click Amarok and you see a little blue box down on the bottom left that says something like: "multiple background services running, click to..."
YA GOTTA CLICK ..........ONCE.......in the MIDDLE OF THE BLUE BAR......
And voila:
"the right one third" of Amarok has a "window appear".
WAIT A BIT.......(that is an "homage" to the Brits reading this.....good ON Brits!!" lol )
And you will see ..... a WHOLE BUNCH OF LINES APPEAR"..........
THE ASSUMPTION IS THAT YOU LEAVE THE COMPUTER ON 24 / 7 / 365...
So this just has to happen ONE TIME.......
But.......if you regularly turn the computer off, for whatever reason........., all that stuff has to RE-LOAD!!!
AND IT CAN TAKE A LOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGG TIME........
In dog minutes.....or cat minutes.......or Matrix nanoseconds........LOL
You will see slowly appearing before your eyes all of the "STUFF" that Amarok is PRE-Programmed..........
That is........um.........
PRE-Programmed to get under her skirts before she is ready to do
WHATEVER.......................
you WANT.......and YOU WANT IT NOW.........NOT TEN SECONDS FROM NOW.......YOU WANT IT
NOOOOWWWWW.......
NOTICE THE HIGHLY PREGNANT TERM........
WHATEVER..............................
WHAT................EVER...........you want.........
Welllllllllll
WHATEVER comes "with a price" and the "price" is.......YOUR time....
If you do not want all of the things that Amrok presents then....
Go to
Settings / Configure Amarok / Plugins........
And UN check ........UN tick the things that you think that you do not want to use.
HOWEVER.....................
This author highly recommends that one
DO NOT UN TIC
Jamendo.............it is folks LIKE YOU........trying to get their music out......and doing it for a donation...
MAYBE
"Maganatune store"..........THIS IS A BIG HOG OF RESOURCES............. but..........it is trying to get "INDEPENDENT" people a "play" so that maybe you donate some money..........
After all........
There are a coupla guys maybe you should learn about....
Torvalds
Stallman
But.......UN tick things that you don't use......
YOU HAVE STALLMAN AND TORVALDS FREEDOM..............
you can......go back and TICK THEM.......lol
accept, ok, close, restart........
AND AMROK SPRINGS TO LIFE!!!
Of course there are on this forum MANY experienced Linux people who probably want to show the ol' woodsmoker just how things should be done the Linux way.......
OR.........maybe NEW TO LINUX people have a question..........
PLEASE ASK.....and one of the smart people will answer!!
woodwouldratherrunxmmsbutdoesAmaroksmoke
. It will lower your productivity lol cause you're staring at numbers
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